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Today's resume

My boss is hiring a new editor for next month, since we're short one now and things should pick up around then. This is one of today's resumes for the position:

"I am a talented writer with excellent editorialional skills"

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ls56
Sep. 12th, 2005 06:15 pm (UTC)
That frightens me.

I'll be more frightened if she gets an interview.
aekiy
Sep. 13th, 2005 12:43 am (UTC)
Nopy.. most of them are automatically disqualified by things like not actually submitting a resume when they email with interest.. things like this he forwards to everyone in the department so we can all get a laugh.
silvaerina_tael
Sep. 12th, 2005 07:40 pm (UTC)
That's it?? That's all it said?? Nothing else detailing what qualifications he/she/it has??
laurelindel
Sep. 12th, 2005 10:40 pm (UTC)
Editorioloni, the new pasta dish in a box! Five minutes to prepare! Tastes like cardboard, but less filling! Leaves your semi colons intact.

...your colon, we're not making any promises....
aekiy
Sep. 13th, 2005 12:58 am (UTC)
ai.. (^*^); Crazy.
rangermorgiah
Sep. 13th, 2005 12:17 am (UTC)
You're making me nostalgic!
rhiannasilel
Sep. 13th, 2005 03:03 am (UTC)
bahahahaha
(Anonymous)
Sep. 16th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
Hey, he should work with that transcriber from Hell! On second thought, their combined efforts might create a singularity whose event horizon may extend to my living room, so forget it...

Your LJ background is beautiful, btw. I can't see the text without highlighting it, but maybe that's just me.
aekiy
Sep. 16th, 2005 08:19 pm (UTC)
It's not just you, I need to fix that. (^*^) And thanks.. it came from deviantART. So many pretty things there..
helen99
Sep. 16th, 2005 08:19 pm (UTC)
Hey, he should work with that transcriber from Hell! On second thought, their combined efforts might create a singularity whose event horizon may extend to my living room, so forget it...

Your LJ background is beautiful, btw. I can't see the text without highlighting it, but maybe that's just me.
lnvisibleshadow
Sep. 21st, 2005 10:04 pm (UTC)
*giggles* cute.

and hi! 'is Lissa.. reappeared.. missed talking with you, added you, kay?
aekiy
Sep. 21st, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC)
Sure thing. (^*^) Is good to see you around again. Have added you back, 'kay?
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